Bike Crashes & Shark Attacks

Our man Jared recently took a spill and said, “I fell off my bike and all I got was this stupid sling.”

Jared post crash.

His comment was no-doubt inspired by our Shark Messenger caption contest on Facebook last week.

Caption Contest
@Shannon Johnson’s winning caption: “I ate the whole shark and all I got was this stupid hat.”

@Shannon Johnson, you inspire us. May your clever caption help heal Jared’s elbow.

Jared's grande elbow
Jared’s gigante elbow.

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