We love Shark Week so much, we made a messenger for it. Fresh from breeding in the Farallon Islands, the 2012 edition of our Shark Messenger is more terrifying than ever. It features a dangerous, carnal printed liner, new extra sharky skin in a size small, for more stealth carrying. The original Shark Messenger was terrifying but whoa, this one is scary.
Missed our OG shark attack? Check it out here:
And get after it ’cause once these sharks are done feeding, they’ll be gone until next year. Chomp chomp.